her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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