will power is for people who don't want to get laid
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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