Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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