is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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