that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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