her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Randomize
