How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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