Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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