Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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