girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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