Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
tell me about the fingering
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