You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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