On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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