Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Randomize
