Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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