So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I think i got beer on your cat.
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