Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
no you cant smoke seaweed
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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