I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Randomize
