If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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