everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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