Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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