youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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