belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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