youre lurking in front of me
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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