This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Are my feet made of real feet?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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