You're completely useless in the revolution.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
two words: eviction party
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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