i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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