In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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