I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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