If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
She announced her abortion via fbk
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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