So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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