dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
The ass gains better be worth it
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