please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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