she smelled like a LAN party
two words: eviction party
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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