Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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