Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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