i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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