do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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