You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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