it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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