And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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