Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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