Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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