Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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