Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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