He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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