I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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