Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
