You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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