Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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