I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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