If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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