There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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