have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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