Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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