Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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