Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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