med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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