How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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