i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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